Gossip Girl Quotes From "The Dark Night"

Below are some Gossip Girl quotes from tonight's episode. Follow the link for many more quotes from "The Dark Night." We'll have an episode guide up for you later today, but for now, enjoy these one-liners and exchanges ...

Dan: I can't believe Nate Archibald is a gigolo.
Vanessa: You can't tell anyone!
Dan: Who? Who would I tell? Except everyone I've ever met.
Vanessa: [glares]
Dan: I won't.

Serena: What do you want, Dan? For me to never say my name?
Dan: That's not what I said.
Serena: We thought we could avoid talking about last year, well? This is fate telling us we can't.

Blair: Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Really? [pauses] What names does he call you when you make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he ... [whispers] Have sex with me.
Blair: What?
Chuck: Just once, that's all I ask.
Blair: You are disgusting and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are you still holding my hand?

Gossip Girl: Looks like Lady B is determined to have it all. Question is... who with?

Vanessa: Nate, you have to end this for yourself. Forget about what I said before. You are better than this. I'll be here when you get back.

Blair: Marcus wait!
Marcus: Did you really not know it was him? Can you honestly tell me that?
Blair: I knew it was him.
Marcus: Thank you.
Blair: But I want you!
Marcus: No Blair. You want my title. The idea of who I am. But you clearly want him. Which makes me a fool. Because I really did want you. I DO want you.
Blair: Then show me! I'm not some delicate little flower. Show me!

Rufus: [to Vanessa] He's not still reading one of those Dan and Serena should-be-or-shouldn't-be threads is he?

Nate: [to Vanessa] When you called the other day, it was like... I could breathe again.

Jenny: Ahhhh! Dan! You guys are together! You're back together! It wasn't a doctored photo?
Dan: No, we are. We just haven't... told anybody yet.

Gossip Girl: Spotted: S and Lonely Boy locking lips like all is forgiven. Will round two be any better?

Vanessa: Calling him won't look desperate?
Jenny: It will. It will. It will. But in a cute, romantic way.

Dan: Serena... I still ...
Serena: I know. Me too.
[elevator door closes]
Serena: ... I love you.